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1. (work) (1225↑, 320↓)
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.

You are here to work, not to have fun\!

Author: Steve Milligan http://work.urbanup.com/55522
2. (work) (748↑, 116↓)
A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".

I don't want to go to work today\!

Author: www.flamepillar.com http://work.urbanup.com/217269
3. (work) (583↑, 121↓)
Refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. Distinguished from "stash" or "personal", in that "work" is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.

"Its rainy days if we don't move all our work" - Lil' Flip

4. (work) (352↑, 120↓)
1. Having sex with a fellow employee. 2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.

1. Sorry honey, I have to [work] late tonight. 2. Sorry honey, I have to [work] late tonight.

5. (work) (329↑, 156↓)
crack cocaine; used by persons addicted to crack to check with the local dope man to see if he has any.

where dat work at family? I need ta blast nigga....

Author: pirateskizzle http://work.urbanup.com/953698
6. (work) (167↑, 55↓)
(n) A form of torture developed by stupid people who have nothing better to do in their lives. They take no interest in anything else other than "Getting the project in on time." (v) To partake in this torture.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Author: Ommigawd\! A Sawk\!1 o_O http://work.urbanup.com/871386
7. (work) (194↑, 88↓)
work is a drug it could be crack or cocaine

I'm bout 2 go sel dis work real fast I b back.

Author: Kiki aka Baldhead http://work.urbanup.com/1229768
8. (work) (72↑, 25↓)
To perform an action with notable skill (not necessarily your job).

I can work a chessboard. I can work Halo.

Author: friend of bob http://work.urbanup.com/719178
9. (work) (119↑, 76↓)
(n) Plastic surgery.

Janet Jackson is hot but everyone knows she's had work done.

10. (work) (85↑, 42↓)
A thing that is so sucky that it requires paying money for it to be done. If it were easy then someone wouldn't be paying us to do it\!

I had to work today. I have to work tommorrow, but alas I am not alone and understand that I'm being paid because my boss is too much of a pussy to do my job for me\!

11. (work) (59↑, 17↓)
the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy

Example 1: whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger\! husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work (while a stripper shakes her ass on your face..) Example 2: wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football) husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7

12. (work) (54↑, 19↓)
An imperative phrase used to give praise or approval to another person. Often punctuated by a finger snap or, alternatively, the vowel can be drawn out to express greater consequence. Analogous to: “What you have just said or done is very impressive.” Syn: [you better work], [shwerk]

Rom: girl, I better dump my [BF] this morning… Johnathon: work, bitch. *snap* Rom: and I [fo sho] put all his clothes out on the curb too\! [lol] Johnathon: wooooooork\!

13. (work) (40↑, 8↓)
Firey place of eternal torture. syn: hell

I lived through another 8 hours of work today.

Author: \{CD\} darkness http://work.urbanup.com/1324549
14. (work) (57↑, 26↓)
Surfing the web while getting paid

Aanadas was hard at work surfing one handed

15. (Work) (29↑, 2↓)
1) a way to finance operations [hustlin] 2) performing an intimate activity with another individual, preferabbly of the opposite sex. A) considered overtime if you did actually work according to definition 1) within a 3 hour time frame, if it involved multiple [co-workers] (play on player), or if it occured within 3 hours of your last work session according to definition 2). 3) Doing Work. The actual process of working. 4) Do work. a generally accepted phrase comment or even motion (nod, wink, thumbs up (if you're a $\!%), hip hip hooray or other non verbal comment) from an associated party (non-co-worker) promoting your choice of work.

1) guy 1) work sucks... guy 2) yeah... we should get paid more guy 1 *takes money from cash register* 2) guy 1) what did you do last night? guy 2) i worked. guy 1) i thought you got off at noon... guy 2) yeah... but my girl came over so i did some overtime. 3) guy 1) how do you like that girl 1) oooooh yeah oooh 4) guy 1 *looks at waitress then at guy 2* guy 2 *nods* guy 1 to waitress: when do you get off?

16. (work) (39↑, 12↓)
chores of a slave ; Antonym of the word fun

"Man a job aint nuthin but WORK\!"

17. (work) (36↑, 16↓)
crack cocaine

i'm putting in work like a blacksmith, thats why in the hood muthafuckas call me cracksmith.

18. (Work) (25↑, 6↓)
A never ending cycle of paying someone else to do something they them selfs are not willing to do. OR\! Just that thing you do stay alive, and that little money you saved you spend for someone else to do something your not willing to do.

After Taxes and filling up your tank of gas, you realize you just worked 3 hours just to be able to afford go and get back from work

Author: GothicMooCow http://work.urbanup.com/3116865
19. (Work) (58↑, 41↓)
Chatting on MSN whilst surrounded with half-finished answers to questions and reference books.

In preperation for todays lecture I did some work last night.

Author: Trevor North http://work.urbanup.com/320381
20. (Work) (13↑, 0↓)
Work by Joshua Jones – a word, an entity, a being created at the beginning of time which require individuals or organizations to accomplish tasks, for a reward, that others do not want to do. It creates a monogamist approach to our minds where we are forced to enter the office and perform a single task over and over again, or until facebook or a stupid computer games pries away from another meaningless duty, limiting our independent thought to that of a simple machine. An escape from your wife, an underpaid way to pass time, a place to make single serving friends, some of which you talk badly about behind their backs cause they simply suck, all because we want material items that we can use for (hopefully) 48 carefree hours known as the weekend. Even better, a place to beat the system, make the money, use it to get drunk, get laid, and buy things for the now, and take 4 day weekends because the office thinks you’re on important meetings… I’m good at the work I choose to do.

to the office: I have [work] alllll weeekend to your friends: I will be in Vegas from Thursday to Monday doing [work] blowing my savings

21. (Work) (13↑, 1↓)
The [deceitful] [act] of making oneself appear [busy] during [office hours] in return for payment.

I'd love to help with that important task, but I've got some other work I need to do.

Author: The Gonzo Lecture http://work.urbanup.com/4758474
22. (WORK) (12↑, 2↓)
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT\!\!\! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Oh damn I have WORK, I better go get some WINE and BEER

Author: British Bitch http://work.urbanup.com/4481852
23. (work) (13↑, 3↓)
Work refers to selling drugs/illegal contraband. It can take on multiple forms: 1.)noun. Work is any large quantity of drugs/product (clothes, shoes, bootleg dvd's/cd's, electronics, etc.) that is purchased with the intent to resale in multiple, smaller amounts, to turn a profit. This is as simple of the concept buyingwholesale: buy bulk and save, sale small and profit. Specific to drug terminology, work is denoted as a large supply - one that will allow multiple deals (as in to earn a living, work). 2.)verb. "Work" is the act of selling/hustling drugs, pussy, bootleg cd's, or anything else a person can think of. 3.) adjective. Often (especially with cannabis) "work" is used to describe product that is not very high grade or desirable from connoisseurs.

noun - "Yo is anything good around?" "Yeah but i'm down to a quarter oz, no work available right now." verb - "I got me three ounces so i'm puttin in some work." adjective - "This buds ok, but it isn't chronic." "Work is work" "yeah i know some kids that will buy it, let me get an ounce"

Author: big sean ak big sperm http://work.urbanup.com/2348199
24. (work) (19↑, 9↓)
a female that you have in a certain area or hood

"damn you got work in oakland, san francisco, and hayward man you a pimp\!"

25. (Work) (10↑, 1↓)
A never ending cycle of paying someone else to do something they them selfs are not willing to do. OR\! Just that thing you do stay alive, and that little money you saved you spend for someone else to do something your not willing to do.

After Taxes and filling up your tank of gas, you realize you just worked 3 hours just to be able to afford go and get back from work

Author: GothicMooCow http://work.urbanup.com/3114521
26. (work) (19↑, 10↓)
Work = Force X Displacement X Cos(theta) The units to it are kilogram meter per second squared or joules.

Super preppy pushed a 20 Kg Hay bale a distance of 5 M/S^2 at an angle of pi/3. He did 50 Joules of work.

Author: MadPhysicsMan http://work.urbanup.com/568378
27. (work) (18↑, 10↓)
From the world of pro wrestling, it means to fool someone into thinking that something is real when it's not.

The U.S. landing on the moon was a work means that a person doesn't believe that the U.S. actually landed on the moon.

28. (Work) (7↑, 0↓)
Something that separates you from the norm of lazy assholes. It is a task you must do that supposedly sticks to a fixed schedule when really it doesn't, and keeps you from communicating with any friends for long periods of time. It also provides a solution to the awkwardness when someone stalking you wishes to call you, because you can't pick up your cell phone.

"Why'd you call me so much? I was at work." "Well, did you wanna go to dinner tomorrow? We co--" "I can't. I work. You know, that thing I was doing when you called me repeatedly and I didn't answer?"

Author: Wok_n_Roller http://work.urbanup.com/4204373
29. (work) (15↑, 8↓)
To perform intercourse with a woman, especially upon one who was previously unkown

Did you see that honey at the bar? I worked her silly last weekend.

30. (work) (18↑, 12↓)
term used in the gay community equivilent to "thumbs up" believed to be derived from RuPaul's hit song "Supermodel"

Person 1: I just got myself a new car\! Person 2: You betta work\! or Person A is dancing very good. Person B shouts "WORK\!" or Jizzle: I'm a swimsuit model Emma: You betta work\!

31. (work) (10↑, 4↓)
(noun) A false statement, an intentionally contrived lie, a hose (opposite of [shoot]). (verb) To work: The act of making a false statement or representation. Generally, with the intention of misleading the intended audience.

(noun) Is that Paris Hilton sex video a work, or a shoot? (verb) "Don't let all the [marks] work you into a [shoot]" -Hollywood Hulk Hogan

32. (Work) (10↑, 5↓)
1. To use someone to your own advantage, especially by acting or by wrongful means. 2. To make use of someone selfishly and unethically. 3. To take advantage of someone unfairly.

Why does a hoodrat/chickenhead always work a good man/woman?

Author: Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant http://work.urbanup.com/1915420
33. (work) (8↑, 3↓)
Cocaine or Crack, Hard work is crack, Soft is Cocaine.

"hey man are you workin?" "Yea what chu need?" "Ya got that hard white work for me?" "Ya got my money bitch?"

34. (work) (11↑, 6↓)
What you should be getting back to...

I need to get back. Back where...? To work. But your at work\!\!\! I know...

Author: Mike Richards http://work.urbanup.com/1510473
35. (Work) (10↑, 5↓)
Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an [hj]from his lesbian wife.

36. (Work) (4↑, 0↓)
Something to do while you're waiting to die?

Going to work now, Dear.....may not be home for dinner.

37. (work) (13↑, 9↓)
any amount of drugs a person is selling

I have to go grab the work from my [connect] tonight.

38. (Work) (5↑, 2↓)
A chant, cry for affection and admiration, used in the LGBT community. A roar of power saluting others. To be Sasha Fierce.

"Work Bitch\!" "Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss\! Work\!\!\!\!\!\!" Omg Beyonce new video on..Woorrk\! Bitch yesssss\!\!

39. (work) (5↑, 2↓)
A [Real-life] activity you do to gain [money].

My Grandma gave me money for working in the garden.

Author: Sebastian "Puchi" http://work.urbanup.com/1721577
40. (work) (8↑, 5↓)
Refering to crack cocaine

I don't owe her any money, she smoked up all my work.

Author: Sandy Orfanos http://work.urbanup.com/1452426
41. (work) (10↑, 7↓)
crack cocaine, rocks, chedder, cheez, sherm

I got dat hard white work

42. (work) (6↑, 4↓)
pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex. turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop\!

look at joe work that babe, he hasn't got a clue shes' gay.

Author: michael foolsley http://work.urbanup.com/4375954
43. (work) (15↑, 13↓)
something worse than having your sac ripped open by a pack of starving hyenas

I have to go to work.

44. (work) (1↑, 0↓)
Powder cocaine. It is called work because cooking it into crack is the closest thing black people do to actual work.

"In here cooking dope, whipping up the work" - [Gucci Mane], Block Party

45. (work) (1↑, 0↓)
doing something you hate in a place you hate with people you grow to hate for the majority of your day for the majority of your life.

we're not born to spend our lives at work, fuck this shit

Author: GreyAndBoring http://work.urbanup.com/5873300
46. (work) (5↑, 4↓)
to hook up, round the bases, taste the taco, take the meatloaf out of the oven, to be an iron chef of vag, to taste the second w. to get your whistle blown. to go down under. to just do it.

Deast did work. Will did work on a cougar. Alex did work very loudly. I do work. You do work? Yes, we do work.

Author: Deast does Work http://work.urbanup.com/3849613
47. (Work) (5↑, 4↓)
crack cociane

Yo man i got that work

48. (Work) (0↑, 0↓)
What you should be doing right now.

- Hey, Ted's throwing a keg tonight \! - I can't come, I have this shitty homework... - Whatever. - Should I bring something ?

49. (work) (0↑, 0↓)
the force you put into a woman and the distance of time of you doing "work" ;)

k1: im about to do work on that girl right there. k2: really dawg? K1: yeah overtime\! k2: nice

Author: majorworkdoer http://work.urbanup.com/4427193
50. (work) (0↑, 0↓)
place where you do your job

He is at work.

51. (Work) (0↑, 0↓)
A weapon of mass mental dementia.

"What's up, Ted?" "I'm not feeling too great, I think I'm losing my mind." "Really? Must be work. You can't even take it on an airplane anymore."

52. (work) (2↑, 2↓)
Something you say when someone is so beat they are living for the gods.

Watching Naomi Campbell walking down the runway you would yell out "WORK\!"

Author: Dalton Heinrich http://work.urbanup.com/2709002
53. (work) (2↑, 2↓)
something rather annoying that can interrupt the journey between bed and the pub

Jim winced when he realised that he had walked into the pub where he actually worked instead of the nice one where he only drank and went to the toilet.

Author: Ted Horsepower http://work.urbanup.com/2122538
54. (Work) (6↑, 6↓)
A [Real-life] activity you do to gain [money].

My Grandma gave me money for working in the garden.

Author: Sebastian "Puchi" http://work.urbanup.com/1692330
55. (Work) (5↑, 5↓)
Place you go to surf the internet.

I have been looking at urbandictionary.com all day at work today.

Author: David Moore http://work.urbanup.com/134869
56. (Work) (0↑, 1↓)
Something that people of all ages get, and say that they are going to do at a later date, because of either laziness or they are pre-occupied with something else recreational, but end up postponing it because of but not limited to the phrase "I've got time."

Dude A: So when are you going to do that work? Dude B: I've got time

57. (work) (2↑, 3↓)
A series of involuntary movements caused by hunger.

Malcolm worked like a dog to get butter on his bread. Misspelling: Bush Tells Europeans - Iraq Strategy Will Work.

Author: Gyromitra Esculenta http://work.urbanup.com/2777431
58. (work) (4↑, 5↓)
How many fine niggas of [females] u got or, fine niggas or[females] that want you.

shut up nigga i got hella work. it was hella work at that party las night.

59. (work) (2↑, 4↓)
Just your everyday average chronic smoke.

What kind of bud is that, It's just the work homie.

Author: xxxl8nitexxx http://work.urbanup.com/2403376
60. (work) (6↑, 8↓)
Nice looking people or person that you wouldn't mind hollering at. Derived from "ART WORK" but shortened. Originating in Northern California-Bay Area

Girl it was [hella] work in the club last night\!\!\!

61. (work) (3↑, 6↓)
80's L.A. street gang euphemism for killing/assassination. See the definative 80's urban gang book, "Do Or Die"

We puttin in some work on the Crips tonight.

62. (work) (5↑, 8↓)
adj. beautiful, shapely, and fit, but tough a tenacious

Yo, dood, that chick was WORK\!

63. (Work) (11↑, 14↓)
This is the way i see it, working hard for something you really want is better than wishing for it.
Author: thats all you need to know http://work.urbanup.com/147603
64. (work) (3↑, 7↓)
1. crack cocaine 2. acid or lsd 3. a place where you are paid for your time and effort 4. lowerclass people who do things like clean a rich persons house or mow their lawn

1. "Hey man I got that all white work\!" 2. "Yeah, Ill be at the lot all day with my work" 3. "ah crap...I gotta be at work in 20" 4. "Oh we -never- socialize with the work"

65. (work) (4↑, 8↓)
failure; defeat; suppresssion; a Capitaliist plot

Like, what-ever\! This work is work\! And its sooo last year.

66. (work) (8↑, 12↓)
We don't do any. We shouldn't have to do any.

We don't have to work because of slavery.

67. (work) (0↑, 5↓)
The type of weed that I have right now. It's the kinda bud that you think is pretty chronic upon first glance, but upon further examination realize that you are somewhat mistaken. Don't get me wrong, 1.7 for $20 is good for where I live so I'm not complaining. But seriously, this ganj, ironically, is worthy of a definition on UD simply due to it's mediocrity. Features: Diminished green coloration, perhaps with a mix of ash and possibly a tinge of brown. Leafy but dense at the same time. Thick orange hairs (you may think I'm crazy for saying so, but you'll know it when you see it, resembles carrot shavings). There seems to be an abundance of crystals, but not shining very brightly. This is concerning. Smell: Chronic hay. If that makes sense. I smoked it and I got high for sure but it's definitely nothing special like it was made out to be. On average I get way better stuff and when any of this bud rolls around it's not exactly a disappointment, but at the same time you wish it was better, and that you could afford it\! Lotsa stems too. But hey life goes on\! Chronic definition soon to come\!\!\!

work=regular unleaded

68. (work) (8↑, 13↓)
a london slang-word for crack cocaine.

"blud thats brehs in jail for shottin work"

69. (work) (6↑, 11↓)
It is like how [hoes] u got or how many nihhahz u playin

I had to hang up on my work when my hubby walked in the room

70. (Work) (0↑, 6↓)
1) Something in which labor is expended. *v* 2) A place of employment. *n* 3) Illegal/illicit drugs or weapons being sold on the [street] by a [dealer]. Typically drugs. *n*

"I got that work"

Author: SkyyAlexander http://work.urbanup.com/3431559
71. (work) (4↑, 11↓)
1. Oral sex; head, dome; face 2. Weed, cocaine, etc. \<ya dope boyz\>

1. "Dat shawty give that work. 2. "Man Danny got dat work."

72. (work) (4↑, 14↓)
The wooden fork you get in chip shops to eat your chips with

"Sporks are so cool" "Now lets not forget the works"

Related: job, school, office, boss, lazy, money, homework, sex, business, shit, vacation, working, employee, fun, employment, home, stress, time, sleep, career, ass, college, fuck, life, tired, internet, bored, friday, hard, sick, weekend, bitch, slacker, study, stupid, computer, jobs, procrastination, cubicle, boring
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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